What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...