Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...