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What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
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Raccoon’s Will
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Copying Paper
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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
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Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
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Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
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Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam