Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...