Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...