Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...