Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...