Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...