Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.