Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...