Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...