What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...