Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...