Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...