Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...