Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
Watch real baseball
|Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...