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The fate of marriages
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Two story house
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Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
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A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
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