Creative wording
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Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
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