Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...