Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...