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The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
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In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Mouse Tse Tung!
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He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...