Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...