Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...