An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....