Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...