Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...