Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Blond medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...