Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Ethical Code for Patients
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...