Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...