Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...