stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
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Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
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