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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!