Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Interesting facts
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...