Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...