Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
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Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
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Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...