Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
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The blonde and the screen door
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Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
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Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Want me to paint for you?
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One-liners for kids.
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