At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...