Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...