Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.