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Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
AOL addiction poem
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Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
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Stop credit card fraud
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It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
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In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!