You are from Canada
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Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...