A snail buys a fast new car
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The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...