Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...