Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...