Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
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Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...