My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon