Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Internet can get worse
|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by...