Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...