Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...