Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...