Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...